Fontega

"Boy on boy. You’re such a man about town now."

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 14:33:13 -0400

“Boy on boy. You’re such a man about town now.”

- Jonna (Intending to type “Boy, oh boy.”)

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 16:12:07 -0400

““sounds offly close to fruit of the loom” (then she heard my laughter and said “Dude, what is wrong with my brain?”)”

- Fontega

Mon, 16 May 2011 20:02:01 -0400

Wed, 11 May 2011 14:13:20 -0400

“also your mom is aviking”

- Fontega (Trying to call my mom a viking.)

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 19:00:48 -0400

“That can be a real yank in my chain.”

- Fontega

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 12:40:35 -0400

Sent to Fontega by her Mom-tega this morning.

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 11:27:48 -0400

“Could we jimmy rig that?”

- Fontega

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 15:08:27 -0400

“whats this world comig to”

- Fontega

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 13:14:01 -0400

“It’s hotter than the surface of the earth in here!”

- Fontega (from the fontega quote archives).

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 13:09:58 -0400

“hey I sweat hard over that new catastrophe lol”

- Fontega (who knows?)

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 11:51:30 -0400

“It smells weird in here… it’s not that bad, just stagnant, like the inside of someone’s dirty dresser.”

- Fontega on the stank in the office.

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 14:40:00 -0400

“I just ate my cereal with a fork out of a pure rejection to go downstairs and get a spoon.”

- Fontega

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:46:00 -0400

First used by Fontega: Used to describe a wild scene of midget ponies, jazzercisers and marching bands found in the Yucaipa Christmas Parade.

Fontegic Historic expert weighs in: “I believe it’s origins are a hybrid of Machination and homogenization.”

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:45:12 -0400

“Tuesday you banchee!”

- Fontega’s iChat status

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:44:29 -0400

“It’s time to just cyst and decease.”

- Fontega at lunch