04 4 / 2011

"It smells weird in here… it’s not that bad, just stagnant, like the inside of someone’s dirty dresser."

Fontega on the stank in the office.

01 4 / 2011

"I just ate my cereal with a fork out of a pure rejection to go downstairs and get a spoon."

Fontega

29 3 / 2011

New Word: Moshination

First used by Fontega: Used to describe a wild scene of midget ponies, jazzercisers and marching bands found in the Yucaipa Christmas Parade.

Fontegic Historic expert weighs in: “I believe it’s origins are a hybrid of Machination and homogenization.”

29 3 / 2011

"Tuesday you banchee!"

Fontega’s iChat status

29 3 / 2011

"It’s time to just cyst and decease."

Fontega at lunch