July 2011
2 posts
“Boy on boy. You’re such a man about town now.”
– Jonna (Intending to type “Boy, oh boy.”)
“sounds offly close to fruit of the loom” (then she heard my laughter and...”
– Fontega
May 2011
2 posts
“also your mom is aviking”
– Fontega (Trying to call my mom a viking.)
April 2011
8 posts
“That can be a real yank in my chain.”
– Fontega
“Could we jimmy rig that?”
– Fontega
“whats this world comig to”
– Fontega
“It’s hotter than the surface of the earth in here!”
– Fontega (from the fontega quote archives).
“hey I sweat hard over that new catastrophe lol”
– Fontega (who knows?)
“It smells weird in here… it’s not that bad, just stagnant, like the inside...”
– Fontega on the stank in the office.
“I just ate my cereal with a fork out of a pure rejection to go downstairs and...”
– Fontega
March 2011
3 posts
New Word: Moshination
First used by Fontega: Used to describe a wild scene of midget ponies, jazzercisers and marching bands found in the Yucaipa Christmas Parade.
Fontegic Historic expert weighs in: “I believe it’s origins are a hybrid of Machination and homogenization.”
“Tuesday you banchee!”
– Fontega’s iChat status
“It’s time to just cyst and decease.”
– Fontega at lunch